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Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes (Page 4)

Tony: Fruit of the month might be good. Maybe a foot massage.
McGee: Tony, I never pegged you as a catalog shopper.
Tony: Well, that's because I'm not, tiny Tim, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I took these from my neighbor's doorstep.
Ziva: You stole them?
Tony: The doorstep is considered a common area.
 • Rating: Unrated

McGee: It's freezing this morning.
Tony: Man up, chilly willy. Feel that warm blood coursing through your veins. Get in touch with your inner McGrizzly Adams.
McGee: Well I've got hand warmers.
Tony: Give me one.
McGee: No.
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Ziva: I'm feeling perfectly warm.
Tony: That's because you're like a little kimodo dragon. An ice queen.
Ziva: Or because I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Tony: I'll give you $50 for it right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: How many languages do you speak?
Ziva: Including the language of love? Ten.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: So this is where a redthroat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not redthroat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Oh.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Tony: What?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: [answers phone] DiNozzo desk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Baby, I'm amazed. A maze of maize.
Ziva: What?!
Tony: Maize. It's the Indian word for corn.
Ziva: The Indian word for corn is maki.
Tony: Not Indians from India! Indians from, you know, here!
Ziva: Well if they were Indians from here then we would be called American Indians, you dork.
Tony: They'd be called Native Americans, Miss Citizenship Test.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!
 • Rating: Unrated

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