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Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes (Page 8)

Tony: How long have you been standing there?
Ziva: Long enough to see that you are well-hydrated after your time in the desert.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: This kind of stuff is illegal in most states. In certain parts of Europe it's ... this is bad behavior.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: What are you doing? I'm not the sidekick.
Tony: I'm the boss when Gibbs isn't here.
Gibbs: Gibbs is here.
 • Rating: Unrated

McGee: Face it, you think you're too good looking to be the sidekick.
Tony: According to women, I'm too good looking.
Ziva: Actually I find McGee the more handsome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: Thanks for volunteering me.
Tony: C'mon. You said you always wanted to travel.
McGee: On my own time.
Tony: On your own dime? Are you crazy, you could never afford this!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Come on, computers are your thing! If I had a thing I'd want to show it off.
Gibbs: There are rules against that, DiNozzo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: Is that it?
Yeah. What else is there?
Gibbs: Well, maybe we send a couple of agents.
Tony: A couple of agents?
Gibbs: You know, put some eyes on the target. Change the circumstances.
Tony: And you can sell that to Vance?
Gibbs: Oh yeah.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ziva: You got captured ... on purpose?
Tony: Yeah.
Ziva: These people are killers, Tony.
Tony: That's why we have to stay alive long enough to not get dead.
Ziva: That would involve getting rescued.
Tony: Yes it would.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

McGee: [on Ziva's ship] There's no record of it.
Tony: Why not?
Gibbs: It was lost at sea. Damacles went down on the 28th of May off the coast of Somalia. There were no survivors.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tony: So, how was your summer?
Ziva: Out of everyone in the world who could have found me, it had to be you.
Tony: You're welcome.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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