Favorite April Ludgate Quotes
Donna: Maybe he fell into the toilet. Remember when he fell into the toilet?
April: Oh sorry guys, sorry I'm late. I got confused and took a shower after I got dressed 'cause I'm Jerry.
I hate him for this stupid reason.
I love her SO much. I hope she's my real mom.
Chris: I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.
April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?
Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.
Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.
April, Here's something to remind you of our 3 -legged dog chapion. Also, you are way better at laundry. Can you please do mine and send it back to me? Thanks, Mouse Rat rules! Love, Andy. P.S. Please hurry. I've been wearing a bandana for underwear for 3 days now.
April: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.
Ben: Haha. And I finished that last week.
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
Future home of Paunch Burger? Start drooling, fatties?
Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.
