Ari Gold Quotes (Page 10)
Season 6, Episode 6: "Murphy's Lie"
Ari [to Andrew]: Very few guys get that have a "Free Piece of Pussy" pass, and you my friend, have it!
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: What are you doing buddy?
Jonah: I'm waking you up with my mind!
Ari: Good work!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his cock?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ari [to Lizzie]: You so much as eye f**k another agent in this building and I will deport you naked to the Taliban.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Fore!"
Sloan: I have your pairings here, I hope you're not bummed. It was difficult. I placed Vincent and Johnny together.
Drama: Why wouldn't you!?
Sloan: With Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg...
Ari: Gee, who's the ugliest person on that foursome? Think fast
• Rating: Unrated
Ari [to Vince about Lloyd]: I have him caddying today. Building his self esteem. Ari [To Lloyd]: Go stand in the corner
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Season 6, Episode 4: "Running on E"
Lloyd: I'm down 6 pounds.
Ari: Wow.
Lloyd: Does it show?
Ari: Yes Lloyd, you're half the man you used to be. And you were only half a man when you started so bravo!
• Rating: Unrated
Ari [to Andrew]: You put me in a really bad spot. I lied to my wife. 15 years I've been faithful. I don't want the stress of an affair without the fun of the p***y
• Rating: Unrated
E [on the phone]: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored...
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari [still half asleep]: You're bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I'm never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don't know. My c**k doesn't wear a watch...
• Rating: Unrated
Ari [on the phone with E]: I'm still tingling from the weekend.
Ashley: Who is it?
E: It's Ari. It's OK, go back to sleep.
Ari: Wow, you payed for that or is there actually someone that would bang you for free?
• Rating: Unrated
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