Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 11)

Ari: Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline.
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend he's Zac Efron's Ballsack.
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Ari: What I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing are two totally different things.
E: So what would you do?
Ari: I would make a scene of biblical proportions. I would lie, scream, beg, borrow, and steal. If that somehow didn't part Amy Miller's legs then I would call racism and I would yell for all to hear: "you're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he CREATED? I'm calling the NAACP, The Reverend Sharpton and the ghost of my man, Malcom X!"
E: Awesome. Guess I'm gonna try my own thing.
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Ari (to Turtle): Look. When my son was born, my greatest fear was having this conversation. I knew that I would give him anything he wanted because he was my son. And I couldn't say no, which sucks because it wouldn't help him and he'd just end up on the street doing heroine with The Two Coreys because I was to much of a p***y to teach him a lesson. I won't make that mistake with you.
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Turtle: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute.
Ari: Talk to me about what?
Turtle: Career advice.
Ari: For who?
Turtle: For me...
Ari But you don't have a career.
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E [about Lloyd]: What are you doing to the guy?
Ari: I'm making him a man. Do you remember when I made you one?
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Andrew: I have a proposition for you.
Ari: A wife swap tonight, how's the misses looking these days?
Andrew: Not bad, but I'm talking about Lizzy Grant..
Ari: The junior agent with the great ass. Is she offering it up?
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Ari [to Andrew about his wife]: My wife will love her, trust me. And when we're together after this, we don't have to speak to them and we get to keep all our money
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Ari [leaving dinner]: You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!
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Ari [to Andrew about Lizzy]: At the end of the day, she' just another young girl trying to make a name for herself and you're just another old f**k that's going to need to take a pill to keep up with her
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Ari: 100 days. You do everything that I say, or you don't.
Lloyd: Fine...
Ari: First thing I'm saying, you drop 15 pounds.
Lloyd: You wan't me to drop 15 pounds...
Ari: I'm asking that for Tom, what I want will be much harder. Now go.
Lloyd: I'm gonna make it through this Ari Gold!
Ari: It will be worse then when you had your anal cherry popped, but hey, you just might
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