Ari Gold Quotes (Page 12)
Season 6, Episode 1: "Drive"
Shauna: Nice of you to show Ari.
Ari: Nice of you to lose the baby weight. What do you have like nine kids now?
Shauna: Three asshole.
Ari: Really, did you figure out who the fathers are?
Shauna: Don't take it out on me you don't have an excuse for those extra pounds...
Ari: Eh, I'm still at 6% body fat, OK?
Shauna: Yeah, and still 94% full of s**t.
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd: I had dinner with my parents last night, and my father spent the entire meal reaming me out.
Ari: You never told him you liked d**k.
Lloyd: He knew that the time I was nine.
Ari: I'm not following you but the phone is ringing.
Lloyd: I need to talk to you about my ... career.
Ari: The career you won't have if you don't answer the phone?
• Rating: Unrated
Employee: Morning Ari, how are you?
Ari: Well, my girl won her debate on Friday, my boy scored a goal on soccer on Saturday and my wife agreed to visit her mother without me. I don't know how things could get much better!
• Rating: Unrated
Ari [to Babs]: You either owe me an apology or blow job, your choice!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Return To Queens Blvd"
Ari: This scene is getting way too gay for my taste!
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Don't thank me, thank E. For once in his life the little McNugget delivered. Where is the little freak anyway?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 11: "Play'n With Fire"
Dana [screaming at Verner]: Get your ass back here. I hired you and you have movie to finish for which your getting a lot of money to do, and that is exactly what is going to f**king happen. Do You Understand me?
Ari: I do! Anyone else turned on right now?
• Rating: Unrated
Verner: I do not understand why they are here...
Ari: Because it's a free country and not Germany circa 1939
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Half the town is out of a job and you can't find me one available director?
Lloyd: Kevin Smith isn't doing anything..
Ari: Are you looking at the DGA list or are you staring out the window at the line of the Sprinkles f**king cupcake store?
• Rating: Unrated
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