Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 13)

Ari: Dana owes me.
Eric: You really think she would let you replace the director?
Ari: After what I did for her, she would let us double penetrate her if we wanted to!
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Dana: You know, two days at our theme park in Sydney is quite a stress reliever!
Ari: Well, imagine three kids just fell off a roller coaster, and tense up!
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Verner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you'll be lucky to get a "der wiener schnitzel" commercial if you don't go back to work, then yeah, it's a f**king threat!
Verner: I don't respond to threats, Mr. Gold! This conversation is over!
Ari: Nothing is over! When I'm done with you, it'll make the battle of Normandy look like a game of f**king paintball!
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Verner: This is a movie about human beings, with layers! It's not a movie about some swimming superhero.
Ari: Well I don't care if it's about a dancing cucumber
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Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans!
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Eric: That's quite an entrance, Ari.
Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!
Drama: It's either you or me, and if it's me, I'm going in blazing!
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Andrew: Why is everybody looking at me?
Ari: Cause you look good!
Andrew: I feel like a douche.
Lloyd: Andrew, my voice must be heard. You do not look like a douche, you look like a powerful handsome new Miller Gold partner.
Ari: You stick with me Andrew, and that won't be the last offer you have for a blow job today
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Babs: Thank you for the flowers, Ari... Was that your idea or Lloyd's?
Ari: My partner has been named the 33rd most powerful woman in Hollywood and you think I wouldn't care enough to send flowers? I'm hurt.
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Ari: The problem is, I can't run my business the way I want to, not with that woman as my partner. You're mother controls me at home, she controls me at work, where can a man be a man?
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Babs: I want an apology. Now.
Ari: Sorry ladies, I'd like to congratulate each and every one of you, but Barbara's c**k is all I can handle right now!
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