Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 14)

Ari: She went out and found herself a man to partner up with and look what she made of herself! Cheers to you, Babs, and to all of you out there who have saddled up to powerful men to stand in our way!
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Ari: What time is the luncheon? I'd love to show up!
Babs: Um...there's no men allowed.
Ari: So it's more of a rug-munching than a luncheon!
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Ari: We have a meeting with Andrew, and we have three hours to make him look like an agent from this side of the hill!
Lloyd: Extreme makeover, Lloyd-Gold edition! I'm so excited!
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Babs [referring to Andrew Klein]: He'ss is a loser.
Ari: No he's not.
Babs: I'm not talking about what he makes Ari, I'm talking about his general essence. We need to protect a certain image. And that wash-out doesn't exactly fit the bill.
Ari: And what do you project? Menopausal chique?
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Lloyd: What are those?
Ari: His books. Company books. Gave 'm to me to prove that he can pay me back.... What am I doing? You're Asian, you're supposed to be good with numbers. Figure out if he has any shot at paying me back, because if he doesn't, you will!
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Lloyd: Andrew Klein was once your close friend and mentor, now go reminisce and enjoy yourself, because I'm not canceling... Maybe put on a cheaper watch though so he doesn't feel too bad?
Ari: Run down to Geri's and get me a stainless Rolex.
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Ari: We both made tons of money, we both got lots of p***y.
Lloyd: What happened?
Ari: We married too young.
Lloyd: I meant with work!
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Amanda: If you wanted this job you would have taken it but we both know you wont because you'll miss your little clients too much.
Ari: And we both know that you've already f**ked all of yours, so maybe you can move on to bigger and better.
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Dana Gordon: Am I your number two or not Ari?
Ari: You'll always be my number one whore, Dana
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Babs: Just so you know, I'm paying ten cents on the dollar for your share of this company.
Ari: Any shot you could pay me in euros?
Babs: You, are a f**king asshole.
Ari: How can I leave such a charming man!?
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