Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 16)

Bob: Big trouble Ari!
Ari: Could you just die already Bob?
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Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.
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Bob: I figured I'd whack a few balls before I went home.
Ari: At your age the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle.
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Eric: In my next life I wish I could come back as you!
Ari: Wish I could return the complement, E, but I'd rather come back as one of Michael Vick's dogs
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Ari: When is it going to end, Lloyd?
Lloyd: Soon, Ari, soon. Have you seen anything yet?
Ari: Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins
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Ari: Break your f**king plans, I own your Asian ass.
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor!
Ari: This is a favor, to you, a favor to keep you employed.
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Ari: I am away on business.
Lloyd: What kind of business do you have on a Saturday night?
Ari: I got none of your f**king business
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Ari: We could be at Villa tonight.
Eric: What are you gonna do at Villa?
Ari: The only thing I can do E, find a nice image to whack off to.
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Ari: It is a G-rated family film. If it's somehow Babe, we're great. And if it's Garfield and it blows up like Berry Bonds' Skull, we're finished.
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Turtle: Is this Benji the dog we're talking about?
Ari: No, no, it's Benji Franklin who goes to Artic, you idiot
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