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Ari Gold Quotes (Page 18)

Season 5, Episode 3: "The All Out Fall Out"

Eric: Vince needs a job, Ari.
Ari: I understand that Eric, but you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one. Vince needs a studio movie, not an Indie! So don't waste my f**king time with the possibility that maybe Ed Norton might read or may not read some f**king script that may or may not be good because some half ass agent who couldn't carry my sperm sample likes it, ok!?
• Rating: Unrated

Ari [picking up the phone]: WHAT?
Eric: Oh, that's a nice greeting the Miller Gold Agency's got going on there, Ari.
Ari: Yeah, well listen, if I knew it was you it would have been a lot worse, What!?
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Ari: How about we race for pink slips? I was thinking about getting that car for my daughter, for her sweet sixteen.
Adam Davies: Daughter is almost sixteen Ari? Two more years and she's legal.
Ari: Watch it Davies!
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Adam Davies: Wow, nice car Ari!
Ari: Anniversary gift from the wife, thanks Davies.
Adam Davies: Oh, that's right. I forgot you married into money. Good for you Ari, good for you.
Ari: We only use our money for the small stuff. You know, someday when you're done sucking on Terrence's tit you might get yourself a real men's car like this
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Ari: Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said, "When you're done f**king your enemies, f**k them some more"
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Ari [referring to the male strippers]: Lloyd you speak their language, make it stop!
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Lloyd: What about doggy poo?
Ari: Human s**t Lloyd. Yours if it's easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men's bathroom or the women's bathroom which ever will have you. But I need a specimen!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5, Episode 2: "Unlike a Virgin"

Eric: You're calling to apologize?
Ari: I'm calling to tell you that I blame you for every bad thing that's ever happened to Vince, and every bad thing that ever could happen to him for the rest of his life. You're the unf**king lucky charm, you hear me? You should never utter the words "I found a good script", cause you have no idea what a good f**king script looks like.
• Rating: Unrated

Eric: Come on Ari, I'm calling as a friend, all right? I need your help. It's a really good script, can you help me?
Ari: Yes, I can E. Lloyd! Get the number for UCLA Extension so Eric can take a course of finally learning how the movie business works.
• Rating: Unrated