Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 19)

Ari: I never lied to you..
Mark Wahlberg: What about when you told me you liked The Truth About Charlie?
Ari: What is the truth about Charlie?
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Eric: So what you want us to do? Sit around and do nothing?
Ari: I thought you weren't gonna talk, but since you are: yes. You should sit around and do nothing, or maybe go to Vinnie's super secret hideaway in Mexico and come back when you're tanned. Or tall. Whichever comes first.
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Ari: No Indies E! Think of it as the holocaust, never again!
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Ari: Let me be heard this time and I swear to God, you will be stronger than you ever were. Like Lance Armstrong, but with two balls
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Ari: You just sit tight. Okay, you wait.
Vince: Wait for what?
Ari: For the stench from Medillin to disappear.
Vince: How long's that gonna take?
Ari: How long did it take for the air to clear from f**king Chernobyl?
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Ari: If you need a kidney Adam, I'm not willing to donate, but I am willing to watch you slowly die if you're looking for that kinda thing.
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Ari: You two having a little rift huh? Playing the Medellin blame game, let it go like a bad piece of p***y. Just forget that you smelled it and move on. If he passes on this thing now he might as well be Cat Stevens doing butterfly strokes in the caspian sea searching for Mohammed.
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Eric: An offer pending a meeting is not a f**king offer Ari.
Ari: How long have you been in this town Opey? An offer pending a meeting is what you get when you make a s**t movie and haven't been seen this side of the border in six months. We're living in a post-Medellin world. But amazingly enough, if Vince shows up with all of his limbs intact and doesn't have some sort of seizure in front of Ertz, we are back in the game, OK. You'll call?
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Eric: Are they gonna pay him?
Ari: Wow, all about the money these days. Makes me proud and yet a little sad that you've lost that prepubescent boyish charm.
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Eric: Well, well, well, long time no hear.
Ari: What, you got B. Arthur answering the phone for you?
Eric: I'm in a meeting Ari, what do you want.
Ari: Ah yes, the Murphey group doubling in size the past 5 months to two clients
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