Ari Gold Quotes (Page 20)
Season 5, Episode 1: "Fantasy Island"
Carl: I saw Roeper last night.
Ari: F**k Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts and make him walk across campus. I think last night was payback.
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Ari: Carl my man how are you doing. I saw your trailer last night. Very very scary stuff. Makes Nightmare on Elm Street look like Free Willy
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Ari: Attention everyone please! Listen up! No one mentions Richard Roeper again. Not today, not ever. By doing so, you are simply announcing that on Sunday night instead of doing your job, reading scripts, you're watching TV. The NEXT PERSON to mention Richard Roeper will be fired. And Lloyd.. you will also be fired if you don't answer the f**king phone!
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Agent: I liked Medellin, Ari.
Ari: Then you're a f**king idiot!
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Season 4, Episode 12: "The Cannes Kids"
Ari: I like the faith Turtle, but not with Dana not. She made me split the abortion.
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Ari: Nicky, trust me, you'll get other offers.
Nicky: How do you know?
Ari: Same way I knew you're father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did -- instinct!
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Nicky: Plus, I'm having some financial difficulties
Ari: Like what, the coffee cup holder in your Bugatti is broken?
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E: I'm in, I'm in
Ari: Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let's call Nicky and see if he's got em as well.
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Yair: Well, I am here to buy a movie guys, and my pockets, they are deep
Ari: Well Yair, we're sorry, but we're here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates
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Lloyd: I am on vacation Ari!
Ari: You will be on a permanent vacation if we don't sell this movie! Now I want you to break out your pink Rolodex and call every queer assistant in town and tell them to open their mouths like J.T. would drop a load in it!
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