Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 21)

Dana: You are full of s**t!
Ari: I was full of s**t when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid, but this, I swear on my children's names, is real
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Ari [to Lloyd before his vacation]: Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom's cock
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Ari: Everyone that not has a purpose in Cannes, say I. Turtle, Drama, don't hold back.
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Lloyd: You said that if you're wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I'm facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
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Airport Employee: Sir this had been an extraordinary day! We're at code red.
Ari: Please. Come on! We're at code red every time the president has a loose stool
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E: I hated it. But the guy already committed to do it and I was trying to be positive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!
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Billy: You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you're wife? It's supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes sore. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.
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Ari: Lloyd you're not my mistress, quit acting like you are!
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Ari [on the phone]: Baby!
Lloyd: This is not your baby Ari, this is your under-appreciated assistant
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Vince: He's not in hiding. He's at a photoshoot with his new client.
Ari: E's got a new client?
Vince: Yeah, Anna Ferris
Ari: Come on
Vince: Yep
Ari: Jesus the world is falling apart!
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