Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 24)

Ari: How is the most f**kable president of production in town?
Dana: Ari, get the f**k out
Ari: Brought Cristal and sprinklers cupcakes.. Your favorite. Or is it mine? What's the difference, we used to eat everything off each other anyway.
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Ari: This is not good news. Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. This is great news
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Ari: Have you seen Vince's trailer?
Dana: I have, it's good
Ari: Oh, please! It's f**king great, gonna be downloaded more times than Britney's beavershot.
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Ari: Lay off the icing Dana, your hips could use a breather
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Ari: Save your homoerotic slave labor for me Lloyd. And E, don't take your shirt off. I don't want anyone going blind from the reflection off your translucent boy chest
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Ari [referring to Harvey]: You're gonna tell him in person?
Eric: That's right.
Ari: What I wouldn't pay to see that.
Eric: Yeah, well save your money for botox Ari, all that negativity's starting to take its toll.
Ari: Call waiting, later loser
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Eric: Can't you wait for a call back?
Ari: As the French might say, "No, I f**king can not.
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Ari: Now why would I buy a big black cock?
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Ari [to a man who just lied to his wife]: Deny 'til you die pal
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Ari: Yes E, I would say being rejected by Cannes before we have a distributor would be a disaster
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