Ari Gold Quotes (Page 25)
Season 4, Episode 2: "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Drama: Shoes off Ari.
Ari: F**k you Drama
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: I teach my son never to let people just take things from him. It's my Israeli blood. Okay?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "Welcome to the Jungle"
Vince: I called Ari personally and asked him if he'd call our financier and try and get us a little more money
Ari: I told Vince, "HA HA HA"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "The Resurrection"
Ari: The movie is yours. You got it for 5 Million dollars. The studio is into it for more than twice that, but they're gonna settle, alright. Congratulations, you're the proud owner of 150 pieces of paper
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Ari: Sometimes, things just aren't meant to be. Sometimes, no matter how bad you want something, you gotta let it go. Senior year, alright, I was obsessed with Katie Sherman, most insane tits. Anyway, the moment that I found out that she gave half the football team crabs, I was done. Never thought about it again!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vince: (about the Matterhorn script)We were never really into it.
Ari: I know that's the thing. The script has been changed more times than Andy Dick's vibrator, you will love it now, Vince, trust me
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "Return of the King"
Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving.
Ari: Now you know what mommy goes through ever day to make a hot body for daddy
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: Yeah, call our agent.
Ari: Ironic that on my people's holiday I'm working and she's not. Such is life
• Rating: Unrated
Sarah: You want me to lie?!
Ari: That is the beauty of Yom Kippur. As long as you apologize by sundown, doesn't matter what you do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: Baby, the kid is melting down like Phil Mickelson at Winged Foot. I can't abandon a brother in peril, not on the high holidays
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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