Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 26)

Ari: How the f**k could he have possibly gotten that?
Mrs. Ari: He is one of your oldest friends.
Ari: I love him, baby, but in college he couldn't close a screen door.
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Ari: Ever since you got here, I have not been able to take my eyes off your ass! I mean, it's the perfect shape. It's like God came down, hand crafted it, put it on a little silver tray, and hand delivered it to my man, Scotty! Bravo, Scotty boy! Bravo!
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Ari: I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of f**king diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number: Like Wife number one and Therapist number seven. Good day!
[Ari walks out]
Mrs. Gold: You're really only our fifth
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Ari: I couldn't fire someone today. Firing people was one of my favorite things. It's a perk of my job. I couldn't do it. All because this little f**kling made me some song about his wife leaving him.
Doctor: So you feel compassion?
Ari: Yeah. Last week, all I had to do was let my assistant performs just one more of the many gay acts that he has performed in his life, it would've made me millions of dollars. I couldn't do that either
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Ari: You s**tty dime-store therapist. A man's life is on the line here and all you give a f**k about is beating some stupid club record, that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure, while you f**k your underpaid, emasculated husband tonight? How the f**k does he afford this place anyway? Isn't he a guidance counselor at a high school?
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Ari: Don't f**king cry Rob.
Rob: I can't cry Ari, my tear ducts will be permanently f**ked if I do
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Barbara: What's wrong with you?
Ari: Nothing!
Barbara: You're soft and sweet and nice. It's disgusting!
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Ari: Sacrifice, Lloyd! Like the kamikaze pilots used to do
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Ari: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man.
Lloyd: But, your not a friend to the gay man, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of c**k is a huge asset to this company
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Ari: We may be whores at my agency, but we ain't pimps
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