Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 27)

Ari: Remind me never to get on your bad side, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Ari Gold, you could never
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Lloyd [on going out with a gay writer Ari is trying to land as a client]: I'm not going for me, and I'm not going for the agency, I'm going for you.
Ari: Hey, whatever gets you through the night
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[Ari walking through a gay bar...]
Ari: Coming through. Alright. Civilian, no touching
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Ari: Lloyd, Calm Down. It sounds like you're having multiples for Christ's sakes. edit »
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Ari's Wife: Tomorrow's a new day, Ari. Remember, you always have a chance to get it back.
Ari: We're Jews, baby. No, we don't
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Ari: Let me get back to you on that, David. My assistant's about to be gang-raped by a gang of one
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Ari: Still no invite for me, huh?
Lloyd: Not from Vince. But we did receive an evite to Patrick Dempsey's house for running charades
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[Ari calls Vince...]
Vince: Hello? Hello?
[Ari hangs up]
Lloyd: Did you just prank Vince?
Ari: I never heard the guy answer the phone before. It spooked me!
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Ari: Weird. Kinda feels like I'm trying to f**k you guys.
Eric: Are you?
Ari: Look at that, E! I love it, huh? Still got little-man's complex enough to want to fight
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Ari: Do you know Edith Wharton? Always the same movie. Guy can't f**k the girl for five years 'cause those were the times. Can Vince really relate to that?
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