Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 28)

Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari: That I have a huge wart on my c**k that needs removal would have been better, wake the f**k up, Lloyd
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Alan: So let me guess. This Ramones project has been causing some discomfort between you and your biggest client.
Ari: Hemorrhoids cause discomfort, Alan. This is more like open-heart surgery
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Lloyd: Vince has called three times, Ari. That's three times more than he called all of last year.
Ari: I know. He keeps calling me, too, and I got an e-mail. I didn't even know he knew how to do that
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Ari: Dana, I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you want to jerk me off in the car right now, I'm game
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[Ari is dancing...]
Lloyd: Are you happy, Ari? Or is this madness that will turn on me on a moment's notice?
Ari: This is happiness, Lloyd. This is pure heterosexual male happiness.
[Ari kisses Lloyd]
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Ari: How is it to take it in the ass anyway, Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don't know, Ari. I'm a top.
Ari: Come on, really?
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Ari: Bob, I will strip down naked and break dance through Beverly Hills, if it will get you not to sign that deal with Alan
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Ari: I had a nightmare.
Mrs. Gold: Was I with another man?
Ari: No, Vince was
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Lloyd: It says, Alan will see you at 10:30.
Ari: It's 10:10, how the f**k am I gonna make it to the Valley?
Lloyd: By running, Ari, by running!
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Vince: Even after you f**k up like this, you can't even muster the strength to just, as my friend, look me in the face and say, I'm sorry.
Ari: That's all you wanted?
Vince: That's all I wanted.
Ari: Then I'm sorry Vin.
Vince: It's too late.
Ari: Vince
Eric: Ari, your fired
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