Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 29)

Dana Gordon: I need to talk to you.
Ari: You know, Dana, the only time I've ever enjoyed talking to you is when your mouth has been full
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Ari [pretending to be Eric on the phone]: Hey bro listen, I hate to cancel on such short notice, but Vince isn't going to be able to make lunch. Sorry, bro.
Andy's Assistant: Oh my god. Hold on, let me get Andy.
Ari: Ah, you know, you don't need to do that. Just tell him he's a great big fag
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Ari: Josh Weinstein! Are you f**king kidding me?!
Lloyd: I'm not and I tried to do the lunch cancellation trick but he was onto it somehow.
Ari: Josh f**king Weinstein! I don't believe it. I'd rather Vince f**k my wife!
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Ari: I love you Dana Gordon.
Dana: You swore you would keep your mouth shut you slimy piece of s**t!
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Ari [to Bob]: What if I told you I had a 22 inch cock? Would that be something that you would be interested in?
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Ari: It's like high school. You can't f**k the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!
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Eric: It's [Bob's] project Ari.
Ari: That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here
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Ari: Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.
Lloyd [to Eric]: You called him a douche bag? He doesn't like that
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Eric: Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E
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Ari: I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday.
Vince: Come on! What else you got to do?
Ari: I have the theater with the wife and her mother tonight... move over I'm in
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