Ari Gold Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 9: "Porn Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"
Richard Branson: I'm in family mode too, so...
Ari: Yes. Well played sir. I love your family.
Mrs. Gold: ARI!
Ari: Honey, he has twins. How rare is that?
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: I don't want to speak to her.
Jake: Should I tell her that?
Ari: Tell her I want her to die!
• Rating: Unrated
Ari [to Amanda]: You're sorry? You're sorry for what? You're sorry for leaking slanderous out of context nonsense about me huh? And then rifling through all my hard work to steal my football team? F**k you, ok? F**k you. And now hold on a second. I'd never hit a woman in my entire life but I swear to God in my mind right now I am pummeling your smug face to a pulp for everything you did to me, my career and my family. But not to worry all right. Because I will prevail, because I'm a winner and you're a whore with more cleavage than talent. And I will not stop untill I destroy you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 8: "Sniff Sniff Gang Bang"
Therepist: I'm sorry, we'll have to stop soon. Ari, can you respond to this request?
Ari: No, who could.. and f**k you with your f**king clock!
• Rating: Unrated
Therapist: It's nice to see that you find your voice.
Ari: When did she not had her voice?
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Why don't we start the day off with some hugs and kisses? Everyone except for you and me Lloyd, that ain't happening.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Listen sweetheart. You wanna call and butter me up with sympathy and then drop this on me because you think that I'm down and will take anything - let me explain this to you in a metaphor you will understand. I am sure there are guys who have fingered you in the ass long enough that eventually you let them f**k it. And now you think you got me bent over with your finger in my ass thinking I will let you do the same. I am not like you Dana. You will not FUCK ME IN THE ASS, VINCE WILL NOT PISS IN A CUP FOR YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: If you don't want to talk and you don't want to have sex, what else is there to do in here?
Mrs. Gold: Do you want to talk?
Ari: I'd rather have sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 7: "Tequila and Coke"
Ari: I don't make the rules. Not all of them anyways.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: I love you Dana, and if I'd ever cheat on my wife it will be you I'm f**king.
• Rating: Unrated
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