Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 30)

Vince: Is she mad?
Ari: She said she'd rather see me gagged and bound like a real kidnapping. Yeah, so I think so
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Ari: Your not my mother, Babs!
Babs: F**k you, Ari!
Ari: See, my mother would never speak to me that way
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Eric: You lost a hundred grand?
Vince: Yeah, something like that.
Ari: But we're partners!
Vince: Oh s**t, I forgot! Means I'm only really down fifty!
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Eric: You don't care about him judging a stripper contest, Ari?
Ari: Which is worse for his image? That he judges a stripper contest or he loses a couple hundred thousand at the f**kin tables?!
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Eric: So this d**khead is saying what? That he f**ked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!
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Turtle: Aren't you gonna call your wife, Ari?
Ari: I don't care if my wife's getting f**ked right now, Turtle! I need to get my money back!
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Lloyd: You know I don't like to lie, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, be a man...or as much of a man as you can possibly be for god f**king sakes
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Lloyd: This lying is making me breakout. God I have a date tonight.
Ari: Well, I'm sure your date will pop that with his pecker. Don't worry
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Ari: You know what's interesting about that...is that you use the word "master plan" and "rat" when talking about me you Hitler-loving, anti-Semitic, c**tbag
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Ari: This is not a drill. This is an emergency!
Lloyd: Well, who's going to man the phones?
Ari: F**k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-f**k, don't answer!
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