Ari Gold Quotes (Page 31)
Season 3, Episode 8: "The Release"
Babs: Ari, you have no money, and I have too much.
Ari: So what do you want?
Babs: To f**k...kidding. I want 60% and my name on top.
Ari: I'd rather f**k
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: I always knew that you liked d**k, Babs. I just didn't know you were a cocksucker
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Season 3, Episode 7: "Strange Days"
Vince: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.
Eric: You hear that, Ari?
Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen F**king Kane
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Ari: I get hard thinking about the fact that you actually like me E
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Ari: Ah, the girls from Wisteria Lane. Which one of you is hiding a large black man in your basement?
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Terrance: Ari, you look a little haggard. Everything all right?
Ari: It's called aging, Terrance. Not everyone can stay young by sucking the blood of their employees
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Ari: Lunch is on me provided that, Joyce, you still have your stomach stapled
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Season 3, Episode 6: "Three's Company"
Ari: Tell Drama he's on my to-do-list, right after inserting needles in my cock
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: It's too late for sorries. Vince is out. Jake Gyllenhaal is in. Brokeback Motherf**king Aquaman. Take that, bitch
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Ari: You have all one job today, to get Vincent Chase's brother Johnny Chase a job. Any job. I don't care if it is a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback apes. If there are cameras rolling, everybody wins.
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