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Ari Gold Quotes (Page 32)

Season 3, Episode 6: "Three's Company"

Ari [about Alan Grey]: He'll take everything you have. He'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.
Vince: I don't care about any of that. Except maybe Turtle.
Turtle: Thanks Vince
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Ari: Eric, we do not want to get on Allen Grey's bad side.
Eric: Well what do what me to tell ya?
Ari: Put him on the phone you f**kin d**k!
Eric: Ari, I'm not a guy you what on your bad side.
Ari: Really? What are you going to do?
Eric: This.
[Eric hangs up phone]
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Season 3, Episode 5: "Crash and Burn"

Ari: Where are you? It sounds like you're getting f**ked with a jackhammer.
Ari's Daughter: Ten dollars in the curse jar, daddy.
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Eric: I'm test driving a new car.
Ari: Matchbox or Hot Wheels?
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Ari: Noah can build an Ark and save all of God's creatures in 40 days. He can't shoot a movie in 65?
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Eric: [Vince] already started learning Spanish.
Ari: I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm f**king the gardener
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Vince: I want you talk to Turtle. He needs some help with Saigon.
Ari: What, he's moving there?
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Turtle: Vince said you were gonna come here and listen to me...
Ari: Vince said.. Vince said he'd throw me a piece of p***y because he's famous. Whatever you want, Turtle. Okay. I will rep you
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Drama: Every small boy has a dream. For some that dream is to soar to the heavens as an astronaut. For others, it's to step onto a broadway...
Ari: All right. I'll rep you
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