Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 33)

Turtle: I was thinking some place more like Spago, you know where people would see me and you?
Ari: One o' clock, no sweatsuit.
Turtle: Fair enough
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Ari: Come on Phi, we'll make a little Pablo Escobar doll and put it in Shrek's place!
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[after the phone rings at 6 am]
Mrs. Gold: Who died?
Ari: No one yet
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Ari: Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
Eric: No.
Ari: Then what the f**k do you want, c**t muscle?
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Ari: Come on, Vinnie, you're making bank. You can't get your boy a whole shirt.
Dom: You talking to me, jerk off?
Ari: Take it easy, Dom. I just don't want you to excite my man here. He's into bad boys, aren't you Lloyd.
Lloyd: Not
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Ari: Hey, moron, he's 13
Drama: In celeb years, that's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb?
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Ari: "Nice boys" don't have nine cars!
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Ari: Maxy, listen to me, or I will squash you. okay?
Max: How are you gonna do that? Huh, Gold? With you and your five-man agency? Don't make threats you can't keep
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Ari: He's an actor, honey. And actors are bad. Trust me, I work with them all day.
Ari's daughter: Mom used to be an actor!
Ari: And now she's not and that's why now she is good!
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Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.
Eric: It's five o'clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
Eric: F**k you!
Ari: I love it when you say "f**k," say it again.
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