Ari Gold Quotes (Page 5)
Season 7, Episode 5: "Bottoms Up"
Ari: I think your eye is growing cataracts because as you see by the day's events, anyone she wants or has, be it a sitcom actor or a circus freak, I'm going after.
• Rating: Unrated
Mike Tyson: I wanna do like the black Brady Bunch. I'm trying to rehab my image. I want to spread some of that worldly wisdom that I picked up on my journey in life.
Ari: And then if Bobby doesn't listen to you, you bite his ear off.
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Lloyd: Feels like old times.
Ari: You want a demotion?
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Ari: That's what marriage is for: so you can bang out your anger.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 4: "Tequila Sunrise"
Assistant: I couldn't find out what Katzenberg likes to eat.
Ari: He lives off Diet Coke, you see how lean he is?
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Assistant: Ari, you don't have to be nervous. You're gonna do great.
Ari: What are you, my life coach?
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Ari [off to speak with Lizzy who is leaving the company]: Send 'm off with sweetness Jake! Hopefully you won't have to taste my sugar any time soon.
Assistant: Yeah, let's hope.
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Ari: Well I was hoping that we could part on good terms.
Lizzy: You can go f**k yourself Ari.
Ari: Now is that nice? I'm preparing a nice severance package for you. You don't want me angry when I'm writing you a check, do you?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lizzy: You screwed me. And I'm gonna do everything I can to pay you back.
Ari: Is it that time of the month for you Lizzy? Because I think that your hormones are making your brain forget WHO YOU'RE THREATENING.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: I did play a little [football] in high school. I was pretty good for a Jew.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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