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Ari Gold Quotes (Page 8)

Season 7, Episode 1: "Stunted"

Ari: Maybe they don't want to make a show with you Drama.
Drama: They gave me a holding deal.
Ari: The guy who grills my hot dog at Carney's had a holding deal in 1978.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ari [on Cassavetes]: He comes from a family of method actors. They'll eat glass if it's in the script.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ari: Even with a million-man army you sometimes have to do the grunt work yourself. Saddam Hussein had to hang a few without his assistants.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 6, Episode 12: "Give a Little Bit"

Ari: If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick's eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. And Lloyd, that little queen, who I welcomed into my home and allowed to play with my children and care for my dogs and who left me for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and let the entire SAG anally rape him if not for the fact he would enjoy it
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ari: I always dreamed about ruling the world, but now that I'm getting older I would settle for ruling Hollywood
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6, Episode 11: "Scared Straight"

Terrence: If you change your mind, you know where I am.
Ari: Clubbing baby seals somewhere?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: Hi Mr. Gold. I'm Jake Steinberg, HR sent me up to replace your last assistant.
Ari: I don't care. Get me Eddy Kapowski on the phone.
Jake: Uhm, any relation to Kelly Kapowski? You know, Saved by the Bell?
Ari: You're finished. Go. You're f**king fired.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ari: Lloyd, if you're hiding somewhere, go deeper because I will find you soon enough
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Terrance: I have some business I'd like to discuss with you
Ari: A your age, shouldn't you have more important concerns? Like finding an assisted living facility...
• Rating: Unrated