Adam Davies: Wow, nice car Ari!Ari: Anniversary gift from the wife, thanks Davies.
Adam Davies: Oh, that's right. I forgot you married into money. Good for you Ari, good for you.
Ari: We only use our money for the small stuff. You know, someday when you're done sucking on Terrence's tit you might get yourself a real men's car like this
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Ari: Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said, "When you're done f**king your enemies, f**k them some more"
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Ari [referring to the male strippers]: Lloyd you speak their language, make it stop!
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Lloyd: What about doggy poo?
Ari: Human s**t Lloyd. Yours if it's easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men's bathroom or the women's bathroom which ever will have you. But I need a specimen!
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Eric: You're calling to apologize?
Ari: I'm calling to tell you that I blame you for every bad thing that's ever happened to Vince, and every bad thing that ever could happen to him for the rest of his life. You're the unf**king lucky charm, you hear me? You should never utter the words "I found a good script", cause you have no idea what a good f**king script looks like.
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Eric: Come on Ari, I'm calling as a friend, all right? I need your help. It's a really good script, can you help me?
Ari: Yes, I can E. Lloyd! Get the number for UCLA Extension so Eric can take a course of finally learning how the movie business works.
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Eric: I wanna sell their script, I need an agent to do that.
Ari: Try the Yellow Pages.
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Ari: I never lied to you..
Mark Wahlberg: What about when you told me you liked The Truth About Charlie?
Ari: What is the truth about Charlie?
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Eric: So what you want us to do? Sit around and do nothing?
Ari: I thought you weren't gonna talk, but since you are: yes. You should sit around and do nothing, or maybe go to Vinnie's super secret hideaway in Mexico and come back when you're tanned. Or tall. Whichever comes first.
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Ari: No Indies E! Think of it as the holocaust, never again!
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