Season 4, Episode 7: "The Day Fuckers"
Preston: I've got a son. A special boy. He works at the mailroom at Abraham's, I think he can do better.Ari: How special? Because I love special. Half of my lit department has an IQ under 65
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Ari: Jesus baby, what's wrong? You sound worse than when Harry Hamlin got voted off Dancing with the Stars!
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Ari: You gotta be kidding me.
Mrs. Ari: It's playtime Ari, this is what kids do.
Ari: This is what in-mates do when they're gonna overtake the guard
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Season 4, Episode 6: "The WeHo Ho"
Ari: Living large Lloyd, looks like I'm paying you too much!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: Will you look at that! Love is in the air huh! Is this beautiful or what Lloyd? Come and join us in a group hug, could be a while before you get some!
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Ari: I parted the red sea for you E., don't piss on the sand
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Ari: We can all drink poison Gatorade and hope that the next life is better than this one. Come on E, you drink first
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Season 4, Episode 5: "The Dream Team"
Ari: How is the most f**kable president of production in town?Dana: Ari, get the f**k out
Ari: Brought Cristal and sprinklers cupcakes.. Your favorite. Or is it mine? What's the difference, we used to eat everything off each other anyway.
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Ari: This is not good news. Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. This is great news
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Ari: Have you seen Vince's trailer?
Dana: I have, it's good
Ari: Oh, please! It's f**king great, gonna be downloaded more times than Britney's beavershot.
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