Ari: Get [Adam Davies] on the phone and Zac too.Lloyd: Zac who?
Ari: Zac who you don't get to know his name because you are a peasant. [Shows Zac Efron's phone number]
Lloyd: Oh good god. Abs alert!
Ari: Don't whack off to the sound of his voice. Chop chop!
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Adam Davies: What could you possibly want Ari?
Ari: I just wanted to congratulate you on making it to the top of the gestapo!
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Ari: That's a personal call you're on Lloyd. I'm gonna waterboard you
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Ari: Now take a good look at [Andrew]. Alright. Now what do you see in him, that you don't see in yourself?
Lloyd: I don't know...
Ari: A purpose. Now call your mother and tell her you don't have one
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Ari: Lunch?
Andrew: Great!
Ari [to Lloyd]: Slave! Call the Grill and tell them we're on our way
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Ari: Where are the bottles?
Lloyd: You said you wanted to be more green.
Ari: That was because Leo was in earshot.
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Craig: Hi mister Gold! I'm Craig. HR sent me down here to fill in for Lloyd.
Ari: Great.
Craig: Yeah, I really look forward to helping you out. Uh.. Do you know when he'll be back?
Ari: You want the truth?
Craig: Sure.
Ari: He won't. I killed him. I shot him and I buried him beneath my desk. Any more questions?
Craig: No.
Ari: Good. Now get out of here before I kill you too.
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Ari [to Andrew]: Very few guys get that have a "Free Piece of Pussy" pass, and you my friend, have it!
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Ari: What are you doing buddy?
Jonah: I'm waking you up with my mind!
Ari: Good work!
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Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his cock?
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