Ari: What are you doing bringing up a bad review?Eric: You said it doesn't matter...
Ari: It does matter
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Jessica Alba: My agent isn't here.
Ari: I know she's not here because I slashed her tires. She's on her hands and knees right now on Mulholland. She's not going to make it because you want a statue, you deserve a statue, you do, you deserve it. Because your natural energy, the way you are, hasn't been seen yet. Someone needs to step up and utilize you for the way you are, your self empowered, interesting woman, and you need to take it. And not an MTV Award, but like a real one.
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Jessica: Can I think about it?
Ari: Don't think. Thinking is bad for your complexion
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Ari [about Eric]: Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari [to Eric]: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?
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Ari: You read the New Republic?
Eric: No, I've heard of it.
Ari: Well, I was reading that and it's interesting cause what it says is, you don't know what the f**k you're talking about!
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Eric: Ari, I'm telling you, you ever f**kin talk to me like that again, I will slap that grin right off your face.
Ari: You're gonna get street on me now? Is that what your gonna do?
Eric: You know what, enjoy your dinner. This sake sucks!
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Ari Gold: It's Die Hard at Disneyland, what's not to love?
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Ari Gold: I gotta know what you think, so I can get you to think what I think.
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