Ari [to Babs]: You either owe me an apology or blow job, your choice!• Show: Entourage • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: This scene is getting way too gay for my taste!
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Ari: Don't thank me, thank E. For once in his life the little McNugget delivered. Where is the little freak anyway?
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Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six.
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Dana [screaming at Verner]: Get your ass back here. I hired you and you have movie to finish for which your getting a lot of money to do, and that is exactly what is going to f**king happen. Do You Understand me?
Ari: I do! Anyone else turned on right now?
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Verner: I do not understand why they are here...
Ari: Because it's a free country and not Germany circa 1939
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Ari: Half the town is out of a job and you can't find me one available director?
Lloyd: Kevin Smith isn't doing anything..
Ari: Are you looking at the DGA list or are you staring out the window at the line of the Sprinkles f**king cupcake store?
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Ari: Dana owes me.
Eric: You really think she would let you replace the director?
Ari: After what I did for her, she would let us double penetrate her if we wanted to!
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Dana: You know, two days at our theme park in Sydney is quite a stress reliever!
Ari: Well, imagine three kids just fell off a roller coaster, and tense up!
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Verner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you'll be lucky to get a "der wiener schnitzel" commercial if you don't go back to work, then yeah, it's a f**king threat!
Verner: I don't respond to threats, Mr. Gold! This conversation is over!
Ari: Nothing is over! When I'm done with you, it'll make the battle of Normandy look like a game of f**king paintball!
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