Babs [referring to Andrew Klein]: He'ss is a loser.Ari: No he's not.
Babs: I'm not talking about what he makes Ari, I'm talking about his general essence. We need to protect a certain image. And that wash-out doesn't exactly fit the bill.
Ari: And what do you project? Menopausal chique?
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Lloyd: What are those?
Ari: His books. Company books. Gave 'm to me to prove that he can pay me back.... What am I doing? You're Asian, you're supposed to be good with numbers. Figure out if he has any shot at paying me back, because if he doesn't, you will!
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Lloyd: Andrew Klein was once your close friend and mentor, now go reminisce and enjoy yourself, because I'm not canceling... Maybe put on a cheaper watch though so he doesn't feel too bad?
Ari: Run down to Geri's and get me a stainless Rolex.
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Ari: We both made tons of money, we both got lots of p***y.
Lloyd: What happened?
Ari: We married too young.
Lloyd: I meant with work!
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Amanda: If you wanted this job you would have taken it but we both know you wont because you'll miss your little clients too much.
Ari: And we both know that you've already f**ked all of yours, so maybe you can move on to bigger and better.
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Dana Gordon: Am I your number two or not Ari?
Ari: You'll always be my number one whore, Dana
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Babs: Just so you know, I'm paying ten cents on the dollar for your share of this company.
Ari: Any shot you could pay me in euros?
Babs: You, are a f**king asshole.
Ari: How can I leave such a charming man!?
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Lloyd: I'm growing cold Ari Gold.
Babs: I got something that will warm him up.
Ari: You cougarlicious little freak
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Lloyd: I've been putting your calls through for three years now and I haven't interrupted or given my opinion. Even when I know I can stear your twisted mind into greener pastures. But I can't keep my mouth shut anymore!
Ari: That's because it's filled with..
Lloyd: Shut it Ari!
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Ari [to Lloyd]: You throw a lot of jew guilt for a chinaman
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