Ari [referring to Jamie Lynn Sigler and Turtle]: Oh yeah yeah, I'm sure she's got a fetish for guys who are built like a South Park character• Show: Entourage • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lloyd: What's wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can't see what's right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is f**ked and I'm f**ked. Which means we're all f**ked. And we're f**ked in the way you like to get f**ked, not f**ked in the way normal people like to get f**ked
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Babs [referring to two reality tv writers]: They wanna branch out.
Ari: Haha, to what, the circus?
Babs: Features.
Ari: Oh come on, I met those freaks. If it wasn't for losers eating bull c**k tempura they'd be lucky to produce a decent infomercial
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Lloyd: How was the funereal, Ari?
Ari: Oh it was delightful! Are you kidding me? Alan has not looked that good in years!
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Dana: I want to be under you.
Ari: Dana, I told you, my wife's in the car!
Dana: Very funny
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Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me, Ari?
Ari: Only my c**k and my asshole, Lloyd
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Ari: Alan is dead... The joy of me losing was too much for his angry little heart.
Eric: So what now?
Ari: Well, now I go home to the family cause I realize life is short. And tomorrow we're gonna see how alive Vinnie is. Listen, be well!
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Bob: Big trouble Ari!
Ari: Could you just die already Bob?
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Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.
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Bob: I figured I'd whack a few balls before I went home.
Ari: At your age the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle.
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