Eric: In my next life I wish I could come back as you!Ari: Wish I could return the complement, E, but I'd rather come back as one of Michael Vick's dogs
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Ari: When is it going to end, Lloyd?
Lloyd: Soon, Ari, soon. Have you seen anything yet?
Ari: Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins
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Ari: Break your f**king plans, I own your Asian ass.
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor!
Ari: This is a favor, to you, a favor to keep you employed.
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Ari: I am away on business.
Lloyd: What kind of business do you have on a Saturday night?
Ari: I got none of your f**king business
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Ari: We could be at Villa tonight.
Eric: What are you gonna do at Villa?
Ari: The only thing I can do E, find a nice image to whack off to.
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Ari: It is a G-rated family film. If it's somehow Babe, we're great. And if it's Garfield and it blows up like Berry Bonds' Skull, we're finished.
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Turtle: Is this Benji the dog we're talking about?
Ari: No, no, it's Benji Franklin who goes to Artic, you idiot
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Ari: You looked stressed E, what's the matter? Amanda playing to rough for you? Because I can call her and tell her pick on someone her own size
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Ari: You bet your ass it will be a good script, and I'm gonna make sure they have Miss Alaska waiting in your trailer to blow you at all times
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Steve: So you think this is a big movie.
Ari: Huge Steve, the fire in this is gonna make Backdraft look like a f**king camp fire, excuse my language
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