You're here with Toby?!? Unless you have some genius plan about sleeping with the enemy, what are you doing?!?

Hanna: What'd you do with the basket?
Aria: I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

Aria: How did he get into an Ivy League school?
Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

Aria: I've not looking for anyone more than a friend.
Hanna: Don't you have enough on Facebook?

We don't need to get all freaked out over a newsflash from Casper the friendly host.

Byron: She asked me for space.
Aria: She moved out. How much more space does she need?

I really feel like I'm about to rattle the cage of a sleeping giant.

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Ok, you really need to eat something. Hanna, give her your cookie.
Hanna: You give her your cookie, I'm hungry.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer