I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

Is it weird to be jealous of your Mom's love life?

Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

This is Mona; she started lying when she was a fetus.

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

A's been turning the screws so long one of us was bound to snap a string.

Ezra's back, and so is Ms. Fitz-scary

Our best friend is at home chewing her elbows and you're horse shopping?

Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.


Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.