They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

Is it weird to be jealous of your Mom's love life?

Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

This is Mona; she started lying when she was a fetus.

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

A's been turning the screws so long one of us was bound to snap a string.

Ezra's back, and so is Ms. Fitz-scary

Our best friend is at home chewing her elbows and you're horse shopping?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it.

Spencer

You had him. What happened?

Spencer