They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

Is it weird to be jealous of your Mom's love life?

Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

This is Mona; she started lying when she was a fetus.

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

A's been turning the screws so long one of us was bound to snap a string.

Ezra's back, and so is Ms. Fitz-scary

Our best friend is at home chewing her elbows and you're horse shopping?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You can handle it, Aria. We all can.

Mona

I don't care how many beauty pageants she's won. She's an ugly person.

Emily