Well, I'll tell you what, she sneaks in my house past midnight, I'm sleeping with a crowbar under my pillow.

Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.

I really feel like I'm about to rattle the cage of a sleeping giant.

Ezra: How do you guys feel about Supertramp?
Aria and Wesley: Who?
Ezra: That's what I thought.

Are we still fighting without actually fighting?

Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.

I think you're confusing which Scooby Doo character would have gotten into an Ivy League.

Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Caleb