I'm officially terrified.

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria: Why didn't you call the police?
Jason: I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

From ages 2-7, my family used to call me Pookie Bear. But all good things must come to an end.

For months, we've been as welcome in this town as a cold sore.

Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls.

He doesn't need an invitation - he broke into a vending machine with a spork.

Noel: This is insane.
Aria: You are right about that.

You're a freak and I love you.

Byron: She asked me for space.
Aria: She moved out. How much more space does she need?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.


You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.