Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

We all get it wrong sometimes.

I'm officially terrified.

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria: Why didn't you call the police?
Jason: I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

From ages 2-7, my family used to call me Pookie Bear. But all good things must come to an end.

For months, we've been as welcome in this town as a cold sore.

Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You either love someone or you don't.

Spencer

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.