Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Artie Abrams Quotes
We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.
You're irritating. But don't take that personally.
Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.
If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.
Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.
You had me at sex tape. How can I help?
Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?
We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.
I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.
I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.
They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.
The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
