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I really want to give you a standing ovation.

I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.

You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.

Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.

Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.

Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.

Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.

Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.

Will
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