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Glee

Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.

They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.

I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.

I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.

We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

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