Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.

You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.

The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck