Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.

You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.

The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

Glee Quotes

It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Will

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina