Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.

You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.

The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn