Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.

You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.

The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.