Favorite Ashley Davenport Quotes
I don't know what's going on with you lately but you're becoming a real grade A bitch.
Ashley: Victoria, do you mind? We're actually in the middle of things.
Victoria: And fully clothed! How refreshing!
Daniel: Oh the walk of shame.
Ashley: More like a bloody knuckle crawl.
You kiss a billionaire once you make 200 grand. I've been kissing Victoria's ass all summer and I'm lucky she lets me call her by her first name.
Victoria: Don't you know that politicians tend to keep their concubines in the closet?
Ashley: Spoken like a woman that no one's sleeping with.
All I've got to show for my summer with the Graysons is a gun wielding, psychotic boyfriend who made out with you.
Conrad: You are deceptively brilliant.
Ashley: I learned from the best.
Conrad: You meant Victoria, didn't you?
Ashley: Yeah.
Jack: Is she even his type?
Ashley: She's a woman.
Please don't say you're sorry. You so clearly are not.
How brave are you, Jack?
I'm going to go to the loo and drown myself in it.
Conrad: Our very own 'Joe the Plumber,' if you will.
Jack: You want me to convince the poor guy to vote for the rich guy?
Ashley: In the most reductive terms, yes.
