Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 10)
Season 6, Episode 12: "False Positive"
Barney: I'm taking the rest of my bonus to God's strip club.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Velour tracksuits! Remote control helicopters! Condoms! And last but not least there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to...A STRIP CLUB! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You're going to give me a lap dance! Everyone gets a lap dance!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: I'm pregnant.
Barney: I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry force of habit, congratulations!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Barney: I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty's. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Barney: A Yuletide riddle. What is my second favorite word that begins with B-O-N?
Ted: Bon Jovi?
Barney: What is my third favorite that begins with B-O-N? Buzzer... BONUS!
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Barney: Who's the eye broccoli?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 11: "The Mermaid Theory"
Lily: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney: High heels chafe my shoulders.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: Told yah, The Mermaid Theory, it's a thing. You owe me five hundred bucks.
Marshall: Did we bet on this?
Barney: Let's say yes.
• Rating: 3.4 / 5.0
Barney: Mark my words, Marshall, someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive you won't be able to look her directly in the boobs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lily: And the most important rule of all...
Barney: Lubricant is public property.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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