Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 12)
Season 6, Episode 9: "Glitter"
Barney: SCIENCE! There is an 83% correlation between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid. Think about it, proms, weddings, grandmas funerals...Thanks for the redhead Nana. The everyday boutonniere, by Stinson.
Robin: Aaaand nope!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Oh you're wearing a flower.
Barney: Thank You!
Marshall: I didn't compliment, just observed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 8: "Natural History"
Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.
Barney: Sorry, sorry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: So, naturally I snapped the rip off of a triceratops, bloppidy bloppidy blue, I knocked down the whale.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 7: "Canning Randy"
Barney: I'll say this, there is no quit in that guy. You should fire him.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Barney: I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 6: "Baby Talk"
Barney: Want to come to my house and play telephone? I've got the string you've got the cans.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: That is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I have ever banged.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Marshall: Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's ten thirty in the morning I don't really need to see a lady get naked and dance.
Barney: Oh Esther gets naked, but she doesn't dance... That WAS my card!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction"
Barney: And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded and I'm keeping her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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