Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 12)
Season 6, Episode 24: "Challenge Accepted"
Barney: New is always better.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 23: "Landmarks"
Barney: That's how you do an evil laugh! Ciao for now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'Gine
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 22: "The Perfect Cocktail"
Barney: Show me chicken wings!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 21: "Hopeless"
Jerry: A magician never reveals his greatest trick, but I'll give you a hint. You've gotta meet the right girl. Who knows, maybe you'll meet her tomorrow?
Barney: Maybe I've met her already.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: I'm too far gone, I'm broken.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Barney: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this?
Jerry: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: I finally know what it's like to be embarrassed by my dad.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry not Stay at Home Jerome.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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