How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 13)

Barney: And for the love of god, boobs?
Ted: Solid C Cup perky bounce
Barney: Momentary grudging respect.
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Barney: Asian girls love them some Jews.
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Barney: Ted that is so romantic, I want to fill a pillow case with dead batteries and beat you with it.
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Trish the secretary: Excuse me Mr. Stinson?
Barney: NOT NOW TRISH!
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Barney: Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it ...I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!
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Barney: Check it, I just drove a Pedi cab 26 blocks and I still smell incredible.
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Barney: And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary, and this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out, and I have this amazing poker group, and I smell incredible, just, here, seriously smell me.
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Barney: The bus? Every time I take the bus there is always that one crazy person that no one wants to sit near and that is why I have never taken the bus.
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Barney: Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
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Barney: Fine I'll have a three way with Hot and Kinda Hot while Giggles works the camera. I ride!
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