How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 13)

Barney: I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry not Stay at Home Jerome.
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Barney: My dad will be all, why don't you marry Robin? You guys were cute together. Deep down you know you were never happier than when you were with her.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Barney: Tonight's gonna be Leden-Jerry!
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Barney: You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin: What is wrong with you?
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Random Girl: How can you not remember my name...it rhymes with your name?
Barney: And I said my name was?
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Barney: Marshall you can't pay your mortgage with hacky sacks and good vibes.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: No you were right. A kid needs a hoop.
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J.J.: I got a paper route.
Barney: Bah! Good time to get into print media right Dad?
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Barney: Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here...don't ask you're not ready.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Barney: I want to be confused with you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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