Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 14)
Season 6, Episode 18: "A Change Of Heart"
Barney: The N'Sync concert?
Ted: 1998 Cleveland's Agora Theater, front row, caught JC's shirt, what else you got
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Nora: I'm sorry I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.
Barney: Hahaha, what's that like?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cardiologist: What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?
Barney: Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Barney: Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she's got brothers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "Garbage Island"
Barney: With great penis comes great responsibility.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Barney: I'm Barney Stinson, I don't get smitten, I smite!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: We're exes, we're probably due for a back slide, or we could just do it the normal way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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