How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 14)

Barney: Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Chrissie I love your glasses. They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on. To Chrissie!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers, nay ... Bro-workers?
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Barney: Call me old fashioned but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
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Barney: Golden Rule. I do not buy dinner to get the Yes. Dinner is a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: Barney Stinson allllllllllllllways gets the yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Why do white people like Carrot Top?
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Barney: Man, try to hail a cab in Manhattan, am I right? Nope, no one's stopping for this.
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Barney: Look at us... it's like three of the same guy. Oh my god, this explains why I was always so good at basketball. Guys, I'm black, sorry African American, no I'm allowed to say both.
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Barney: Ah, Valentines, the second base of third grade.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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