How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 20)

Barney: The bus? Every time I take the bus there is always that one crazy person that no one wants to sit near and that is why I have never taken the bus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Barney: Fine I'll have a three way with Hot and Kinda Hot while Giggles works the camera. I ride!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Chrissie I love your glasses. They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on. To Chrissie!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers, nay ... Bro-workers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Call me old fashioned but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Golden Rule. I do not buy dinner to get the Yes. Dinner is a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: Barney Stinson allllllllllllllways gets the yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Why do white people like Carrot Top?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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