Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 3)
Season 8, Episode 8: "Twelve Horny Women"
Barney: Go ahead laugh. Laugh like all the others, but those magicians pulled off the greatest trick of all. They accepted me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "The Stamp Tramp"
Barney: Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "Splitsville"
Barney: You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside out underpants.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Talk about a double standard. Every time I go after a busty dullard that can't tell time or thinks I'm the ghost of Leonardo Dicaprio, I'm shallow. But somehow it's okay for Robin to date a guy who can't be trusted around outlets.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "The Autumn of Breakups"
Barney: Wingmanship is a two way street.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Sorry we're late. We just came from the tailor. Brover couldn't settle on a tie so I just bought them all. You say no to that face!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: Two scotches, both neat. And if you've got some nuts, this guy lost a couple. Ha ha, take the hit, just take the hit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 4: "Who Wants To Be A Godparent"
Barney: If Ted raises him the poor kids still gonna be a virgin when he's 13. I'm the obvious choice.
Robin: Hey look, as the only one here packin a vag I got a natural instinct for nurturing and crap like that plus I could teach him how to bow hunt.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ted: Cleveland sports are still relative. Lebron who? Right guys?
Barney: Ted neither Cleveland or you knows how to get over someone leaving them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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