Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 7: "Noretta"
Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Mystery vs. History"
Barney: Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: The bitch is hiding something!
Barney: Totally hiding something!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Thanks Canada!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "Field Trip"
Barney: So you're the therapist. You know it's one thing to pretend to be a therapist and bang your patients, that's normal, but to do it for real? Little creepy bro.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: It's like watching The Breakfast Club on TBS.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 4: "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
Robin: What's that thing?
Barney: For some it was the ashes of my parents. For others it was the trophy from Wimbledon and believe it or not, for one busty dullard, it was both. Game, enormous set and match!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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