Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 31)
Season 4, Episode 17: "The Front Porch"
Barney: So you're this comfy every night and Lily still has sex with you?
Marshall: Yeah, that's what marriage is all about, man. Unconditional love. You can wear whatever you want and still get laid
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Sorry, Bro"
Barney: ...a hug is just like a public dry hump
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 15: "The Stinsons"
Lily [to Marshall]: Hey you want to go do it in Barney's childhood bed again?
Barney: My race car bed?
Marshall: It handles great buddy
• Rating: Unrated
Woman: You said that if I slept with you my son would get the part
Barney: Well apparently I'm a better actor than your kid
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "The Possimpible"
Robin: I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
Barney: Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: That's what corporate America wants: people who seem like bold risk takers, but never actually do anything
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision—Visitivity
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Lottery girl's on.
Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
Barney: Check it out, I made a little game.
Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19,
Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.
Lotto Girl: 53,
Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.
Lotto Girl: 22,
Barney: Age you claim you are.
Lotto Girl: 31,
Barney: Age you actually are.
Lotto Girl: 45,
Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.
Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is...
Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Three Days of Snow"
Ted: Can't you just leave the place open a little while longer? We'll keep an eye on things.
Carl: You two? No way, you wouldn't know the first thing about running a bar.
Barney: Serve the hotties first?
Carl: Here's the keys
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: We should buy a bar.
Barney: Of course, we should buy a bar!
Ted: We should totally buy a bar.
Barney: We should totally buy a bar. Our bar would be awesome. And dude, dude, dude, dude... the name of our bar... Puzzles. People will be, like, "Why is it called Puzzles?". That's the puzzle
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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