Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 3: "Ducky Tie"
Lily: Terms, if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off I will let you touch one boob.
Barney: Both boobs!
Lily: Just one.
Barney: Touch and squeeze.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Touch and motor boat.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Honka honka?
Lily: Barney...
Barney: Just touch
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: For one hour.
Lily: For one second.
Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs.
Lily: Thirty seconds one boob.
Barney: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes.
Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze.
Barney: Deal!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, hash tag refill!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Duck duck gross!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "The Naked Truth"
Barney: And that concludes all the space related lies. Let's move onto the world of sports. Oh wait sorry, I just thought of another space one. I've been bitten by a moon snake, you need to suck all the space poison out of my...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: If I were only casting the White Swan, the role would be yours.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Nines and tens mostly, there was a four once. She was a slump buster, but Nora after that I had a run you would not believe!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Best Man"
Barney: I picked the right tie didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: This isn't just getting laid. This is market research.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Here's your toast, single file ladies! No fatties!
Ted: That's ridiculous.
Barney: Yeah you're right, it's Cleveland. Single file ladies!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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