Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 5)
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Best Man"
Barney: Ted, you want to nail something at this wedding? Lose the Trapper Keeper!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 24: "Challenge Accepted"
Barney: Challenge accepted.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I wonder what end it's coming out of Lily right now?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: New is always better.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 23: "Landmarks"
Barney: That's how you do an evil laugh! Ciao for now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'Gine
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 22: "The Perfect Cocktail"
Barney: Show me chicken wings!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 21: "Hopeless"
Jerry: A magician never reveals his greatest trick, but I'll give you a hint. You've gotta meet the right girl. Who knows, maybe you'll meet her tomorrow?
Barney: Maybe I've met her already.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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