Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 5)
Season 7, Episode 23: "The Magician's Code Part One"
Barney: There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.
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Barney: Come with me if you want to bang.
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Barney: I'm going to get you to that hospital or die trying.
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Season 7, Episode 22: "Good Crazy"
Marshall: Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
Barney: I'll have the same
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Barney: It's 2012! What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent while you're reading a newspaper at a book store?
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Barney: How's the single life?
Ted: I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney: Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?
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Season 7, Episode 21: "Now We're Even"
Barney: Get out your MetroCard Ted because tonight's the night we partied with the mole people!
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Barney: The truth is I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.
Marshall: That movie only came out two years ago.
Barney: What movie?
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Season 7, Episode 20: "Trilogy Time"
Barney: Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.
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Barney: I'm KFC, you don't mess with the Colonel's original recipe!
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